About a year ago, I finally decided to acknowledge my burgeoning fan base by answering some of their mail.
Thanks to the baffling magic of Google Analytics, I have learned that this highly vocal group, clearly numbering in the tens of thousands, easily represents more than ninety-nine percent of this blog’s devotees. From them, I have learned so much more about the world: everything from how to flatten my belly with 1 weird old tip to the sixteen former Disney stars who eventually went on to murder former Nickelodeon stars (#7 will shock you).
So without further ado, let’s look at what a few of my adoring fans have written me, in the form of courteous, well-thought-out comments that for some inexplicable reason were stopped by my spam filters.
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Funny you should ask. Please, leave me your blog address and I will most definitely tell you my situation.
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Dear friend. I would love to see your old blog that looks just like mine: the blog which I custom designed myself and hand-crafted from scratch, for the dual purpose of expressing my personality and creating a web site unlike any other on the planet. Good thing we picked entirely different topics otherwise this could’ve been embarrassing.
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Sadly, I do not believe there’s any way you and I could communicate.
I believe in loving everyone with their doing the same. Yep, you heard that right, they love themselves some porn. I really threw beers and booted the wall structure and swore seeing that loud after i could free of Beth experiencing me.
People have asked me over the years, “Charlie, why did you ever start this blog?” I will definitively answer that question now. It wasn’t for the bags of money, as I’ve declared in the past. It wasn’t to express myself as a writer. It wasn’t even to help people with their own food and weight issues. No. I started this blog back in 2008 for one reason. It’s taken me seven years to realize my goal, but at last it has happened. I started this blog to get that comment.
Thanks for coming out tonight, everyone. Drive safe!
on September 18, 2015 at 5:36 am
This lesson really did consume me! It is not often {{blog_author}} can enthrall our generation much like today. Having a great time in Maui. Check out my Flickr feed some time!
on September 18, 2015 at 7:20 am
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[It’s mind-blowing to think spam comments exist for the sole reason of getting you to click on them. WHO CLICKS ON THIS!?]
on September 18, 2015 at 10:03 am
OMG, loved this post – especially the last comment because it has my name in it – which just proves that I am your favorite sister.
on September 21, 2015 at 10:31 am
Funny how your fanmail is so much like the hundreds of thousands of comments I get. The coincidence is fascinating.
I’d like to celebrate in Maui (with Horseradish Cholesterol) by throwing beers, booting walls, and free of Beth to experience me.
on September 23, 2015 at 5:23 pm
What are the odds?!
on September 23, 2015 at 5:24 pm
What’s even funnier is that the majority of comments (at least at a quick visual assessment of my spam folder) are attached to last year’s “Fan Mail” post. So it’s quite humorous to see me poking fun at spammers then getting this comment on that very post:
Good day! This is my first visit to your blog! We are a group of volunteers and starting a new project in a community in the same niche. Your blog provided us beneficial information to work on. You have done a marvellous job!|