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My name is Charlie Hills and I'm the author of this book. It's a satirical and humorous comment- ary on dieting that, much like this blog, isn't really intended to help anyone. :^)

Read it. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll put it in your next garage sale.

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Recent Comments

On The Soda Chronicles, Part One

Charlie said, "In Soviet Russia, soda pops you."

Soda Popinsky said, "In my home country of Replyvania, we have saying: “IF what gets you does not grow..."
On The Beginning

Biz said, "I am so excited to see where this goes – you are so funny and talented and such a great writer, I..."

Charlie said, "“Hmmm . . . not sure what this whole ‘special day’ thing is about,” said..."

Christine said, "P.S. Just found out from your favorite sister, Biz, that today is a special day. Happy Birthday!! 🙂"

Christine said, "Just look at how many lives you’ve touched! Looking forward to more on your new blog!!"

Charlie said, "Fun blog statistics! Blog duration: 94 months Number of posts: 485 Number of comments: 4,796 Number..."
On Diet #117

Biz said, "Hey, whatever works Charlie! Having lunch and a movie with Mom and Hannah tomorrow 😀"

Charlie said, "I’m going to write in more detail later about food logging. Until, then, though: here are some..."

Biz said, "I had to laugh because I was thinking to myself “Charlie eats the same things over and over!”..."
On Happy New Year

Michelle said, "If the follow up book is as funny as the first book, I’ll take the book over the million..."

Charlie said, "I left a comment for you. You’re welcome."